i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
I think I jut died.
if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??
my favourite hobby is not wearing pants
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
This speaks to me on an emotional level.
why would you want the mail man to come and sleep in your bed!? do you even know him!